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Kettle: *boils*
Vi: *enters kitchen*
Jean Claude: Human! Do you know what time it is?
Vi: It is 3:58.
Vi: *makes tea*
Jean Claude: ...and what happens at 3:58?
Vi: Nothing. Nothing in your fuzzy little life has ever happened at 3:58.
Jean Claude: It is TIME TO FEED THE CAT, HUMAN.
Vi: *takes tea away to![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
consultingpiskies*
Jean Claude: No! Wrong direction!
Vi: *enters kitchen*
Jean Claude: Human! Do you know what time it is?
Vi: It is 3:58.
Vi: *makes tea*
Jean Claude: ...and what happens at 3:58?
Vi: Nothing. Nothing in your fuzzy little life has ever happened at 3:58.
Jean Claude: It is TIME TO FEED THE CAT, HUMAN.
Vi: *takes tea away to
consultingpiskies*Jean Claude: No! Wrong direction!