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[violsva]

Am in Toronto, missing consultingpiskies, have not seen Knumpify yet. Bed actually long enough, water does not register on Mohs scale, unfortunately Mom doesn't really believe in air conditioning.

Jean Claude does not like any of this, except that the new house has a wide variety of hiding places. He has mostly been hiding under Mom's bed (my bed has drawers under it). However, mostly he is hiding from Mom, so this strategy tends to backfire.

Anyway, this happened last Friday night as a distraction from moving.

Title: Holding on to the Floor
Rating: T
Universe: Marvel
Character(s): Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov
Summary: Bad Decision #3410: Wandering off to drink alone the night before your wedding.
Warnings/Enticements: Alcohol, Stag Night, Morning After, Hangover, Light Angst, Male-Female Friendship
Word Count: 400
Author's Note: Originally posted on Tumblr for last week's mandatoryfunday.

On AO3

Comments

[enemyofperfect]

I was shy of commenting on this entry before I'd read your fic, but this:

water does not register on Mohs scale

is an amazing turn of phrase! And I'm glad the move was successfully accomplished.